High quality Ticonderoga brand #2 pencils are laser engraved.

A set of 6 pencils, includes one of each phrase:

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great
I fart in your general direction
Always look on the bright side of life
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
It's only a wafer thin knife, sir...
It's just a flesh wound...

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